I'm sorry. How many times a day do you hear those three words that say nothing else than &#quot;I am a fucking pussy and i do not deserve to breathe the same air that your cock pisses in&#quot; I swear I hear that abhorrent phrase at least fifty times a day. And I think that I am underexaggerating.
You accidentally touched my fucking sleeve as you walked by me in a crowded public place? Yeah you better be sorry, you sack of shit or I'll smash your fucking head into the vending machine!
Yeah, so you jostled me as you were getting into your tiny little seat on the overpopulated bus. You better tell me your sorry or I will stalk you for the next two weeks, fuck your wife, have sex with your mom, rape your dog, and watch as you kill yourself looking at the pictures of me with my cock in your wifes mouth.
So where did this pitiful excuse of communication come from anyway? Why are we plagued with the incessant whining of strangers that I dont wish to talk to anyway?
Who the hell teaches us that this behavior is normal? Is it just a cultural thing that Americans do? Or is it worldwide?
Not only do people pass this phrase out more often than they piss in a day but it seems to almost always be thrown in front of bad news or insults, like it is some sort of padding that will protect your bitch ass from getting your feelings hurt. what the fuck?
I'm sorry, but you are a shithead.
You are a FUCKING SHITHEAD
What is the point in padding an insult? Why are you going to insult somebody and crown it with words that take the bite out? thats for pussies who are afraid to tell you how it is.
I'm sorry, but your dog is dead.
Why the fuck are you sorry? You dont know me, you sure as fuck didnt know my dog. Since when did it become your (a complete stranger) responsibility to protect my feelings, like the words i'm sorry will magically make everything better. Nothing is more insulting than when somebody tells you that they are sorry.
Lets take a look at the history of the word sorry.
oh my god (google sorry)
Looks like our friends in Australia have a fucking holiday of all things celebrating a 'Journey of Healing'
fucking hippies
1. Grieved for the loss of some good; pained for some evil; feeling regret; -- now generally used to express light grief or affliction, but formerly often used to express deeper feeling
miriam webster
- sorry
- 1 : feeling sorrow , regret, or penitence
- 2 : MOURNFUL, SAD
- 3 : inspiring sorrow , pity, scorn, or ridicule
lets take a look at that word sorrow
- sorrow
- 1 a : deep distress, sadness, or regret especially for the loss of someone or something loved b : resultant unhappy or unpleasant state <to his sorrow he lost his temper>
- 2 : a cause of grief or sadness
- 3 : a display of grief or sadness
check out how gay this article is http://www.vheadline.com/readnews.asp?id=20921 we should say sorry more often? yeah lets make the world a bunchof pussies so i am starting to see how this might have spread. There was this book religion called christianity and some prick who fantasizes about being fucked in the ass by jesus decides that saying i'm sorry is part of our fundamental christian values. I can see how as the plague of christianity spreads so does the idiotic phrase.
Reverends are preaching everychere that we need to use the words I'm sorry more often. I'm sure if i did more research that I could find all the propoganda relating to that time period which seems to be circa 1997-1999. If I remember correctly, The Phrase has been in use after that time period MUCH more than before. Blame it on those pussy assed take a slap on the other cheek christians. Any time somebody says something and you blink your eyes and they say I'm sorry, like they did something wrong you can just blame Jesus. Its all his fault that everyone is a fucking pussy.
If you are clueless about whether or not somebody was offended by what you may or may not have done, then you probably havent done something that is worth apologising for.